The Best Acrostic Memo You'll Ever Read
Author: sussman / Published: October 28, 2009 at 10:35 am![]()
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's press secretary says it's a coincidence, but who could possibly believe that?
While rejecting a bill endorsed by San Francisco legislator Tom Ammiano, who recently told the governor to "kiss my gay ass," the following memo was sent to the state assembly:
We all love a good acrostic every once in a while.Really, though, do you think Arnold meant to do this?
I think so.
Though it could be a coincidence.
Either way, it's hilarious.
Folks everywhere should get a kick out of it.
Otherwise they're probably made of stone.
Randomness is sometimes the essence of humor.
Tom Ammiano might disagree, I'd bet.
Everybody has their own opinion of what humor is.
Could he possibly find this funny?
How should we know? We're just bloggers.
Nevertheless, please share this great memo with everyone you know.
Only a few people will be offended by the contents of it.
Rolling on the ground laughing is a suitable reaction to this.
As an aside:
Think this post is dragging on?
Investigate it again.
This was just too good to not re-post. What's really funny about this post is the Technorati tag: 'subtle fuck yous'. If you liked it, head on over to Matt Sussman's page (http://technorati.com/people/sussman/) and give him a pat on the back
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